Tomorrow I will be taken away. With only my best interests at heart it was decided by the powers that be that I required a holiday. I have been booked on a 6 day celebration of laziness, excess and gluttony known as a cruise with the expectation that I will relax and enjoy myself. They are thus far oblivious to the folly of their actions. I have packed and prepared to provide myself with some tools such as to avoid the slow death that will surely stalk the hallways of this floating monument to consumption but I fear my best efforts will not be enough to shield me from the temptations presented to me and fend off the amassed swine that will surround me constantly.